I tell you, my America, I tell you, my Philippines, I tell you,

[kay_mulan]

Europe and Hong Kong, China, and Taiwan, whom I may or may not have visited, maybe I'll deny it, maybe I won't, maybe I visited those places before age 7, maybe I do or don't wanna talk about it, THAT I LOVE YOU MY BEAUTIFUL AND PRECIOUS WORLD, THE UNIVERSE OF MY MOTHERS AND FATHERS that I'm really sad I've never been to Australia and New Zealand, and I wish to purchase a house in Vancouver, should I live, as it becomes apparent that the only nunneries who want me are in Ireland, and I tell you! They are legit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
This guy, Rick Astley, he's maybe British.