Instead, I wrote Neil a letter:
Thank you Brits
Dear Mr. Neil Gaiman, It is Sabbath in America, and what should I happen to see in the library is a copy of your The Nice/ and Accurate/ Good/ Omens/ TV Companion/ Your guide to Armageddon and the series/ based on the bestselling novel by/ Terry Pratchett &/ Neil Gaiman. It costs as gently used two dollars, but alack I am sort of a retarded insane ward of the state and so in poverty I do not feel I languish but I did get a chance to breeze read reverently such a quirky flip book of your guyses' adventures making the BBC programme prime video. The actors look fantastic! And I thought neurotically but practically, how weird that there are no birds flying about in any of the still shots. I was blessed to buy my paperback copy of Good Omens many years ago, in still yet a Price Club, I believe, before it became Costco (American buy-things-in-bulk lovely store and place! With tasty treats for sampling, like yoghurt and mango studded sausages). I was so pleased, weirdly, to find that your autograph for this hardcover book is an N with a G with two wiggles each! Because *my* autograph (I only owned twelve books by you, sorry I was poor) was neatly scripted in a fancy font that really impresses me still. Alack, again, for it seems to be Apocalypse but I found in reading this hardcover, fast in a sweeping sort of way, although I did not take a class, that I could read into the hearts of the humours and the sorrows of the British people. Anyways I like Door the most, I love all these characters, just the ones that I have read about, but I did dress up as Death three times in three different Halloweens. Thank you for this lovely book that I must put back but nevertheless did not manhandle. I hope a fan of yours like me finds it, may it even be a new fan. Katrina Villanueva http://kay-mulan.dreamwidth.org Also, not a diss, but I do not care for American Gods the most, but love everything of yours I've read despite.
Thank you Brits
Dear Mr. Neil Gaiman, It is Sabbath in America, and what should I happen to see in the library is a copy of your The Nice/ and Accurate/ Good/ Omens/ TV Companion/ Your guide to Armageddon and the series/ based on the bestselling novel by/ Terry Pratchett &/ Neil Gaiman. It costs as gently used two dollars, but alack I am sort of a retarded insane ward of the state and so in poverty I do not feel I languish but I did get a chance to breeze read reverently such a quirky flip book of your guyses' adventures making the BBC programme prime video. The actors look fantastic! And I thought neurotically but practically, how weird that there are no birds flying about in any of the still shots. I was blessed to buy my paperback copy of Good Omens many years ago, in still yet a Price Club, I believe, before it became Costco (American buy-things-in-bulk lovely store and place! With tasty treats for sampling, like yoghurt and mango studded sausages). I was so pleased, weirdly, to find that your autograph for this hardcover book is an N with a G with two wiggles each! Because *my* autograph (I only owned twelve books by you, sorry I was poor) was neatly scripted in a fancy font that really impresses me still. Alack, again, for it seems to be Apocalypse but I found in reading this hardcover, fast in a sweeping sort of way, although I did not take a class, that I could read into the hearts of the humours and the sorrows of the British people. Anyways I like Door the most, I love all these characters, just the ones that I have read about, but I did dress up as Death three times in three different Halloweens. Thank you for this lovely book that I must put back but nevertheless did not manhandle. I hope a fan of yours like me finds it, may it even be a new fan. Katrina Villanueva http://kay-mulan.dreamwidth.org Also, not a diss, but I do not care for American Gods the most, but love everything of yours I've read despite.