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The Trouble With Love Is, by Jill Briary Wilder
Complete fiction. Horror fiction. Popslash.
Femmeslash. Britney Spears/Christina Aguilera.
PG-13
Not slander. Not for profit. No consent for fair use.







She hates Mexico. She hates Mexico with a passion. A flair and flamboyance of one who really hasn't been to Acapulco too many times, who would never know, or never want to know, what a Merida is. Chihuahuas come from Mexico. And that is fine. She loves little tiny dogs, like her Bit Bit.. Clouds are beginning to gather in clumps of clotted cream. Dissolving like so much rancid gass. She thinks of Limp Bizkit's set lists for a moment. Like a chump. Like a chump. Like a chump. When Christina bobbed her head swiftly to get out of Fred Durst the Lilmp Bizkit man's anger, she. Well, she was scared. And hurt. On Christina's behalf. Oh thankk goodness. She had thought. Dissolving like so much rancid goo. In lemonade. Home-made. Stand. Two cents. Per cup. Oh come, oh come.. . . please, buy buy buy.


She loves her tits. Her botoxed, not-implants. She loves giving. Herself. Presents. Now.


Each man and woman with whom she has ever givien a face to face interview. Each. has always been scared. Of her intelligence. Her wit, and cunning. Britney Jean Spears. Hi.


She giggles. Xhristina, I bet. They always expected you.


WEll, what happens is that Keven Federline left her. To be a three hundred pounder. Beached whale. He had no friends. So. He "made" his own bowling league. Now he has a posse, not of dancers, like herself, but for to go bowling, see? I give you bowling shoes. I have fucked Britney Spears. She gave me two kids. I have three kids. Haha


His bitch is smart. But she (britney jean spears.) IM BIPOLAR. HI! High. High. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey what's going. His bitch is ugly. He is ugly now, too. But I don't want to talk about that. Is that your bruises, girl? Wassa matter? Sweety. Sweetie, come her, -name of first son.- "Name of second son- come on, itty bitty.


Come to momma.

Oh, Felicia.


Meanwhile, elsewhere. Come here. You are bitch number three tonight, pretty lady.


I'm Christina Aguilera, hi.


She's made him infertile. His bitch (for now?) is smart but ugly, who polishes his bowling ballls. All except his favorite.


Britney is pretty smart.


She can't have anymore kids. And. That's fine. No alimony. No pre-nup. Just child support. Child support. Support. Support. My child. My son.


My son.


Britney Jean Spears hateses.


Britney hates Mexico forever.


They know why.


Marrying Adan. Legally. In Mexico. Not in a Las Vegas hotel motel quickie love service, maybe it is true? That Jason Peter Alexander was the one? They ain't cousins no mo' are they.


In many many ways. Britney has married every guy she's ever boned. Every guy she'd ever let bone her. Every guy who has reallly?? ORLY. ever boned her. Yah. Except her dad. But we don't want to talk about that do we. Sho shut the fuck up, ate. You don't know.


You don't know.
The first five minutes they pretended to mike her. The next ten minutes they pretended her mike wasn't on. She waited ten minutes. Then she began to cry. The next ten minutes after that the fans pretended they weren't having any fun. At her expense? How. Cruel? And then that the booing wasn't for her. And then the rain fell. And she turned ice cold. The power line almost fell atop many. She had prayed that they wouldn't. They were her fans. She hates Mexico, which she chose as country of marriage. Marriage. She hates Mexico, I don't know why? So she only ever had one concert there. And the fans were lyyke, whaaa? You wanna cum now? You bitch whore Americana? You wanna cum here now, you nevvah liked us before, whuuuu?


We hate chuuuu. We hate chuu Britney Spears. Atl east when XXkizzzz Tina Fag Y Leera got fat and got her gig on The Voice whe knew she'd put out. We knew she'd spread. Picking a Puerto Ricon, pahh!


And then she hates us back nowwwwww. Waaaahh!! We are Mexico. We are Mexico. Better than Colombia. Bahh! Ahahaha, we hate you. You bitch.


There were SPARKS. FrOM DA TOP OF THE ELECTRIC BIG ASS POLE.


There were sparks. Jigging.

In her. Out of her.
Her eyes. Her eyes.


And she never even thought of making a spanish Christmas album. Desnudate. For cocaine. For cocaine. Hong Kong. Or?


Colombian. Suck ten cocks. Like Christian Nort North Midwest East Coast natural-blonde peroxide (Sniffing. Sniff. Sniff) I should have gotten a contract before Britney because I'm a natural blonde unlike her or Kerri and I'm from Pitt's burro and I mmade Florida, I drink orange juice, and I'm a mouseketeer. The only natural blonde there. Ever. So they made me colored my wheat white wine hair dark brown. She flips them off. At last.

I too can sing so too sing better than her; she is just a chesnut mousy brown blonde like me though Strawberry for her Ash bone blonde brilliance like me NOT. What is she a blonde Texan in her head? I deserve it. I deserve it. More cocaine, polease. More cocaine. Want some more cocaine? Oh yes, Mister. Man. I want some more. Please, sire. Oh fuck you. Krist Teena Fag y leer ah. I'm Britney mother fucking spears. So get to work. Bitch.


It comes. Cum here. In stutters and starts. Ah HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA. Hah! I'm Ecuadorian. bitch. All the time, on both sides maybe. My momma's so white trash she forgot she spoke Spanish. My father. On me all the time. Sleeping, fucking. Eating, shitting. Dreaming. He is on me all the fucking time. All. The. Time.


But ate says I sing perfection. The only thing she said against me. (Before....) (This year. )


was my knobby knees.


Perfect tummy tuck. From LA.


Perfect breast implants. From Brasiliera in Texas, two hours. Fort Worth. Army --United States-- can be very grateful. And unlike Mariah -- Fucking. So. Over-- AHAHA - "Carey" well. She didn't need condoms for her a hundred guys who are neo-nazi skinheads, one thousand maximum. Per. Diem. She loves America, she loves America. In her head she was most definitely no not not not high as a kite, bird or man made, out of paper. Out of plastic. Out of blood, cocaine, and lead. She did not flub the lyrics. Unlie Alanis Morissette she knows all her lyrics by heart. Forever, yours and always.


Yeah, she's smart. SHE IS XTINA!


Motherfucking. Aguilera.

She ain't got my back. She got her back.


It means she's an eagle.


Always, an eagle.


Always an eagle in flight.


Always alone.


She’s Xtina. Now. You don’t know, ate. You just don’t know.
XTINA.


So even if she's having her eightieth cigarette - it is like the dreamiest part of all her videos, she has tied like a knot like a neck tie her beatiful pink Mormon Methodist whatever cardigan no pearls please- the kissing, Chrissy! :) still Dirrty thin, well. Kissing in the sheets, hers. She insists. They they order MacDonald's, delivered by one of her cousins, males but not bodyguards. They needed a job. They needed work. Always, always. Shy. Sweet. Shy? They were in their twenties, for gosh's sake. But they can dance. Always, always. Take out. Take-In. Mc Donald's and Starbuckses.

Fish burgers and Chai Lattes.

They lasted for months.

They knew no one would notice them together, and they liked it that way. Both. of them. True story, that? Yes.


Third cigarrette in this dumb little club, acne and thong hanging out of her loose cool black nondescriptly comfy comfy not juicy hoe hot pants she rules.

NO SMOKING there were two then five then ten then fifteen pretending


I'm Britney, bitch.

PHILIPPINE

Philip the Apostle
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
See also: Philip the Evangelist
Philip the Apostle
Rubens apostel philippus.jpg
St. Philip, by Peter Paul Rubens, from his Twelve Apostles series (c. 1611), at the Museo del Prado, Madrid
Apostle and Martyr
Born Bethsaida, Galilee, Roman Empire
Died c.80
Hierapolis, Anatolia, Roman Empire
Honored in Christianity
Islam (named in exegesis)
Canonized Pre-congregation
Feast 3 May (Roman Catholic Church), 14 November (Eastern Orthodox Church), 1 May (Anglican Communion, Lutheran Church and pre-1955 General Roman Calendar), 11 May (General Roman Calendar, 1955–69)
Attributes Elderly bearded saint and open to God man, holding a basket of loaves and a Tau cross
Patronage Cape Verde; Hatters; Pastry chefs; San Felipe Pueblo; Uruguay.
Philip the Apostle (Greek: Φίλιππος, Philippos) was one of the Twelve Apostles of Jesus. Later Christian traditions describe Philip as the apostle who preached in Greece, Syria, and Phrygia.
In the Roman Catholic Church, the feast day of Philip, along with that of James the Just, was traditionally observed on 1 May, the anniversary of the dedication of the church dedicated to them in Rome (now called the Church of the Twelve Apostles). The Eastern Orthodox Church celebrates Philip's feast day on 14 November. One of the Gnostic texts found in the Nag Hammadi library in 1945 has been given the modern title "Gospel of Philip", though this text makes no claim to have been written by Philip. It gets the name simply because Philip is the only apostle ever mentioned in the text (73:8).
Contents [hide]
1 New Testament
2 Christian tradition
3 Tomb discovered
4 See also
5 References
6 External links
New Testament[edit]

The Gospel of John describes Philip's calling as a disciple of Jesus.[Jn 1:43] Philip is described as a disciple from the city of Bethsaida, and connects him to Andrew and Peter, who were from the same town.[1:43–44] It further connects him to Nathanael (sometimes identified with Bartholomew) whom Philip first introduces to Jesus.[Jn 1:45–47] The authors of the Synoptic Gospels also describe Philip as a disciple of Jesus.[1][Mt 10:3][Mk 3:18][Lk 6:14].
Of the four Gospels, Philip figures most prominently in the Gospel of John. Philip's minor appearance occurs when he is tested by Jesus about how to feed 5,000 people [Jn 6:4–7], and his two most notable appearances in the narrative are as a link to the Greek community[Jn 12:20–36]. Philip bore a Greek name (see Philip II of Macedon) and we may infer from the context that Philip spoke Greek. Philip introduces members of this community to Jesus. During the Last Supper[Jn 14:8–11] when Philip asked Jesus to show them the Father, he provides Jesus the opportunity to teach his disciples about the unity of the Father and the Son.
Philip is always listed fifth among the apostles.[Mt 10:3][Mk 3:18][Lk 6:14][Acts 1:13]
Christian tradition[edit]



James Tissot – Saint Philip (Saint Philippe) – Brooklyn Museum
Christian stories about St Philip's life and ministry can be found more often in the extra-canonical writings of later Christians than in the New Testament.
Other legendary material about Philip can be misleading, as many hagiographers conflated Philip the Apostle with Philip the Evangelist. The most notable and influential example of this is the hagiography of Eusebius, in which Eusebius clearly assumes that both Philips are the same person.[2] As early as 1260, Jacobus de Voragine noted in his Golden Legend that the account of Philip's life given by Eusebius was not to be trusted.[3]
An early story about St Philip is preserved in the Letter from Peter to Philip, one of the texts in the Nag Hammadi Library, and dated to the end of the 2nd century or early 3rd.[4] This text begins with a letter from St Peter to Philip the apostle, asking him to rejoin the other apostles who had gathered at the Mount of Olives. Fred Lapham believes the this letter indicates an early tradition that "at some point between the Resurrection of Jesus and the final parting of his risen presence from the disciples, Philip had undertaken a sole missionary enterprise, and was, for some reason, reluctant to return to the rest of the Apostles." This mission is in harmony with the later tradition that each disciple was given a specific missionary charge.[5] Lapham explains the central section, a Gnostic dialogue between the risen Christ and his disciples, as a later insertion.[6]
Later stories about Saint Philip's life can be found in the anonymous Acts of Philip, probably written by a contemporary of Eusebius.[7] This non-canonical book recounts the preaching and miracles of Philip. Following the resurrection of Jesus, Philip was sent with his sister Mariamne and Bartholomew to preach in Greece, Phrygia, and Syria.[8] Included in the Acts of Philip is an appendix, entitled "Of the Journey of Philip the Apostle: From the Fifteenth Act Until the End, and Among Them the Martyrdom." This appendix gives an account of Philip's martyrdom in the city of Hierapolis.[9] According to this account, through a miraculous healing and his preaching Philip converted the wife of the proconsul of the city. This enraged the proconsul, and he had Philip, Bartholomew, and Mariamne all tortured. Philip and Bartholomew were then crucified upside-down, and Philip preached from his cross. As a result of Philip's preaching the crowd released Bartholomew from his cross, but Philip insisted that they not release him, and Philip died on the cross. Another legend is that he was martyred by beheading in the city of Hierapolis. Philip is commonly associated with the symbol of the Latin cross.[10] Other symbols assigned to Philip include: the cross with the two loaves (because of his answer to the Lord in John 6:7), a basket filled with bread, a spear with the patriarchal cross, and a cross with a carpenter's square.[11]
Tomb discovered[edit]

On Wednesday, 27 July 2011, the Turkish news agency Anadolu reported that archeologists had unearthed a tomb that the project leader claims to be the Tomb of Saint Philip during excavations in Hierapolis close to the Turkish city Denizli. The Italian archaeologist, Professor Francesco D'Andria stated that scientists had discovered the tomb within a newly-revealed church. He stated that the design of the Tomb, and writings on its walls, definitively prove it belonged to the martyred Apostle of Jesus.[12]
See also[edit]

Philip the Evangelist
References[edit]

Jump up ^ Note that, as in the Gospel of John, Philip is here paired with Bartholomew.
Jump up ^ For an example of Eusebius identifying Philip the Apostle with the Philip mentioned in Acts, see Eusebius of Caesarea, Church History, 3.31.5, retrieved 14 March 2007.
Jump up ^ Jacobus de Voragine, The Golden Legend, online version, retrieved 14 March 2007.
Jump up ^ Translated in James M. Robinson, editor, The Nag Hammadi Library (New York: HarperCollins, 1990), pp. 431-437
Jump up ^ Fred Lapham, An Introduction to the New Testament Apocrypha (London: T & T Clark International, 2003), p. 78
Jump up ^ Lapham, An Introduction, p. 80
Jump up ^ Craig A. Blaising, "Philip, Apostle" in The Encyclopedia of Early Christianity, ed. Everett Ferguson (New York: Garland Publishing, 1997).
Jump up ^ Acts of Philip, especially book 8, retrieved 14 March 2007.
Jump up ^ Available online (retrieved 14 March 2007).
Jump up ^ The Apostles – Saints & Angels – Catholic Online. Catholic.org (11 June 2008). Retrieved on 28 July 2011.
Jump up ^ Saints Symbols. Clovertlcs.org. Retrieved on 28 July 2011.
Jump up ^ Tomb of Apostle Philip Found. BiblicalArchaeology.org. Retrieved on 09 March 2013.
External links[edit]

Wikimedia Commons has media related to Saint Philip.
St. Philip the Apostle article from The Catholic Encyclopedia (1911)
Catholic Encyclopedia: Apostle article regarding the title "Apostle" from The Catholic Encyclopedia
Catholic Forum: St. Philip
Holy, All-Praised Apostle Philip Orthodox icon and synaxarion

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GOD. ONE LOVE

IS THAT A LIGHT?

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Deje una nota en el poste de mi cama
Decía no repitas
Los errores de ayer
Lo que suelo hacer
Cuando se trata de ti
Solo veo lo bueno
La memoria selectiva
La forma en que el me hace sentir, yeah (si)
Tengo que aguantarme
Nunca había conocido a alguien tan distinto

Oh aquí vamos
Ahora él es una parte de mí
Él es una parte de mí
Entonces donde tu vayas yo te sigo, sigo, sigo

Oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh oh
No puedo recordar olvidarte
Oh oh oh oh
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Pero cuando me miras
El único recuerdo es de nosotros besándonos en la luz de la luna
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(Rihanna)
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Repito los errores de ayer
Lo que trato de decir es no olvidar
Tu solo ves lo bueno, la memoria selectiva
La forma en como me hace sentir
La forma en que me hace sentir
Nunca solía actuar tan estúpida

Oh aquí vamos
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Él es una parte de mí
Entonces donde él va, yo lo sigo

(Shakira y Rihanna)
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Oh oh oh oh
No puedo recordar olvidarte
Oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh oh
Siempre me olvido que debo dejarte ir
Pero cuando me miras
El único recuerdo es de nosotros besándonos en la luz de la luna
Oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh oh
No puedo recordar olvidarte

(Shakira)
Robo y mato para mantenerlo conmigo
Yo haría cualquier cosa por ese chico
Daría mi último centavo para tenerlo esta noche
Yo haría cualquier cosa por ese chico

(Rihanna)
Robo y mato para mantenerlo conmigo
Yo haría cualquier cosa por ese chico
Daría mi último centavo para tenerlo esta noche
Yo haría cualquier cosa por ese chico

(Shakira y Rihanna)
Oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh oh
No puedo recordar olvidarte
Oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh oh
Siempre me olvido que debo dejarte ir
Pero cuando me miras
El único recuerdo es de nosotros besándonos en la luz de la luna
Oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh oh
No puedo recordar olvidarte

Pero cuando me miras
El único recuerdo es de nosotros besándonos en la luz de la luna
Oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh oh
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